IF ACTUALITY WERE LIKE VIRTUALITY THEN IT WOULD BE A LOT EASIER TO GET FROM ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER
You are telling me that the internet is not real, and that we are real, as people, with physical bodies, on the actual Earth, which is made of mud and rocks and twigs and not just numbers being calculated however efficiently and however effectively translated to something approximating of the real thing-thing, which is not true.
SEABIRD :big dumb pelican.
There you are, plodding along the beach like something weighted at the bottom, but you are not a bird, you're a man who is known for being "unconsciously sexy," in a way that "transcends gender, really," really often. Really often. You pick at things like scraps of garbage, which is sad, at first, because it seems like you're really hungry, but you're not, you're just bored and it is very hot along the beach, and your jaw seems to be twitching, or something.